CAST OF CHARACTERS:
MEET THE FLIGHT CREW OF THE P.U. SPHINCTER
Many ships explore the galaxy for the Planetary Union, but none are as renowned as the famous P.U. Sphincter, ship of the intrepid Flight Flanders—rogue, statesman, lover! Let’s get to know the crew of the Sphincter a little better.
NAME: Flight Flanders
Flight Flanders is known throughout the galaxy for his daring, his cunning, and his courage. A stand-up guy, Flight’s temerity and base instincts make him an effective and natural leader.
WEIRD BUT TRUE!
Flight only weighs 64 lbs. on Mars but 170 lbs. on Earth!
NAME: Flavus Effluvium
As Chief Science Officer, Lt. Flavus Effluvium is Flight’s trusted right-hand man (only he isn’t really a “man” but a Piscinian, an aquatic species whose males undergo their tantric period every seven years, forcing them to return home to procreate.) Will Lt. Effluvium have to interrupt his mission on the Sphincter to take an FMLA leave-of- absence to get laid?
FUN FACT! Did you know that Piscinians are highly allergic to peanuts?
Corporal Cephalothorax is another non-human crew member upon
the Spincter, coming from the planet Crustacea. Finding his name simply too ridiculously difficult to pronounce, the crew gave him the nickname of “Chuck” (though his name actually translates as “Upchuck”). It is not yet clear if Chuck can even speak English.
DID YOU KNOW?
AN ADULT MALE CRUSTACEAN CAN EXCRETE THE EQUIVALENT OF ITS OWN BODY WEIGHT IN A DAY?
ORIGIN: 4830 CAELUM, V-TYPE REPAIR ASTEROID
Field Unit Model 2 (FU-2) is standard issue robot for all Class-3 Recon ships. An outdated, obsolete model, and thus somewhat unreliable, FU-2 is the newest member of the Sphincter’s crew and not yet tried and tested in the unknown of space.
CAN YOU BELIEVE? The ring seal of the F.U.-2 costs 2,050 credits?